Lyndon Larouche Killed Michael Jackson and Forced Sarah Plain to Resign

Hey, I figure if the Brownshirt followers of Larouche can bother me with pamphlets at the store with all sorts of bizarre interpretations of what the government is doing (though to be fair, he does launch attacks against both major parties), then we should be able to say whatever we want about that nut.  I swear he is just bitter because in spite of his insanity, he never did become President, and he just cannot imagine why that is.   

I actually don’t even know if he is still alive, but alive or not, his followers obey his teachings like he himself is Scientology, or possibly Oprah.  I keep hoping a large truck swerves and at least clips the f*cktards at the larouchepac table outside of the store, but so far no luck.