O’Reilly vs. Orly And Her Minions. Time for Popcorn

The Birthers (those that firmly believe President Obama was born outside of the U.S.) have had their share of disappointments, namely because they are nuts, but this so rarely stops crazy people.  Bill O’Reilly recently made fun of Orly and her clan, and so has now been targeted by supporters of Orly Taitz who plan on protesting Bill-O.

Good heavens, it is like a retarded boxing match of some sort, only the contestants are blindfolded and possibly under the influence of narcotics.  Fox News vs Birthers, I simply have to watch.  Go Birthers!  Go O’Reilly!  It is hard to lose when a fight like this breaks out. 

You have to admire, or at least be somewhat shocked by the tenacity of Orly, because no matter how many times she is told that her cases are loads of absolute crap, she just keeps on going like an Energizer bunny on acid.

Orly has even stated that if she were given 30 minutes of airtime on Fox, that President Obama would have to resign!  If only she knew about the internet… wait, she has her own website.  Well why doesn’t she just post a video herself?  Who can say, maybe she is busy drilling teeth (she is also a dentist) or selling houses(also a licensed real estate agent) or working on other crazy-ass cases (Donner & Blitzen v. Santa Claus), she is obviously a busy person.

One of the things that may keep her so busy?  Telling witnesses to lie under oath, as she may be in trouble for suborning perjury (Found at Tips-Q/ David Hart’s Boiling Frog):

Taitz encouraged her supporters to contact this Court, both via letters and phone calls. It was improper and unethical for her as an attorney to encourage her supporters to attempt to influence this Court’s decision. Despite these attempts to manipulate this Court, the Court has not considered any outside pleas to influence the Court’s decision.

Additionally, the Court has received several sworn affidavits that Taitz asked potential witnesses that she planned to call before this Court to perjure themselves. This Court is deeply concerned that Taitz may have suborned perjury through witnesses she intended to bring before this Court.

While the Court seeks to ensure that all interested parties have had the opportunity to be heard, the Court cannot condone the conduct of Plaintiffs’ counsel in her efforts to influence this Court.

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It would be so sad if Orly went to prison, she is one of the funniest attorneys/dentists/realtors ever.  Not that she actually tries to be funny, but that just makes it better. 

 

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