Chuck Norris on Hannity

Norris repeatedly jokes about what he would do to those he did not approve of, and for some reason I am reminded of Stalin at that point.

Video from Crooksandliars.com
And to all three idiots in the video, if you want to get back to the original core values of the Republican party, you should probably know this:

The Republican Party organized in 1854. Besides opposition to slavery, the new party put forward a progressive vision of modernizing the United States—emphasizing higher education, banking, railroads, industry and cities, while promising free homesteads to farmers. (Emphasis added)

From Wikipedia

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Progressive Republicans promising free homesteads to farmers?  Good lord, they’re commies -  Quick Chuck Norris, roundhouse kick yourself in the head!

 

Published in: on November 15, 2009 at 2:15 am Leave a Comment
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Veteran’s Day

This is actually from Anheuser-Busch from a few years back.

Wishing our troops a quick and safe return, even though I know many will be be deployed for years to come, some never to return.

Here is a non-commercial version from 2008.

I often disagree entirely with some of the decisions made by our political leaders, but I will always be grateful to those that served.

Published in: on November 11, 2009 at 2:04 am Leave a Comment
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Christopher Walken RULES

Walken reads lyrics from the song “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga, and if you have never heard of Lady Gaga, count your blessings, because she stinks on ice. 

Although South Park did a great job covering this song as well, but Walken is the best.  Ever.  Even the movies with him in it that suck are great, merely by his presence, or more precisely, by the meter of his delivery.

Published in: on November 2, 2009 at 7:52 am Leave a Comment
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Best Halloween Costume – Mask of James Dobson from Focus On The Family

Years ago, a mother who had recently joined up with some nut-job Christian church told me how she would no longer allow her daughter to go out on Halloween because of its Pagan origins.  I said that is would be too bad that she would no longer be able to celebrate Christmas or Easter, since both of those holidays also used to be Pagan celebrations.  She seemed confused, as if she actually thought that December 25 was the day that Jesus (if you believe) was born, and that the date of his execution wandered about the calendar from year to year, and for some reasons rabbits hiding eggs were involved.  I’ll admit that when I was young, these details didn’t seem odd, but then High School came along, and now agnosticism followed. 

I know she was just trying to do what was right, but it becomes a sort of pointless excercise when she (and indeed so many others) don’t even realize the origins of the holidays that they do celebrate.  But since Halloween has a particularly dark history, and since most Christians do not realize they are worshipping a repackaged faith, I suppose this shouldn’t really be all that surprising.

When a faith tries to help people, or give them sound advice and counsel when they need it the most, it matters very little if the belief is factual or even sensible.  And as long as religion keeps its beak out of secular affairs, and tries in earnest to help people, then they can worship the images of Jesus on toast all they want to and I would never care.

But of course, they do not restrain themselves, and somehow think that they are actually helping people by laying enormous guilt trips on everyone, as if we nailed Jesus to a cross or something.  But it is not only Christianity, most religions lay guilt trips, and charge those how do not conform with heresy, or worse, being a complete non-believer in whatever faith they happened to be, and of course whatever faith they happen to be is the right one.  And they should know.

If people want to have harvest festivals instead of Halloween celebrations, that is their business entirely up until the point where they try and tell everyone else that whatever it is that they are doing is wrong.  What strikes me so odd about their revulsion to more frightening Halloween costumes and parties is that they could look at what has happened as a victory, whereas many years ago Halloween was a day to celebrate evil, and now we just laugh in evil’s face and say suck it.  Whatever the origin of the holiday, we have made it something else entirely. 

Sure, the costumes can be scary, but is scary the same thing as evil?  Take a look at the CEO’s wearing suits, and legislators, and lobbyists, and all the rest of that scum.  No matter how expensive and nice their clothes may be, they wreak havoc on the world in the name of profit, but then so does religion.

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Now that is scary.

 

Published in: on October 31, 2009 at 2:05 am Leave a Comment
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More Songs From the Past

I actually saw Pavement at a tiny place in L.A. in the early 1990’s, their drummer at the time was just some guy they sort of knew who was drunk off his ass at the show, which I thought was hilarious, but others were disappointed with the performance.  He did manage to knock over his own drum cymbals, and somehow even his kick drum, but that just made it even funnier to me. 

 The drummer was so laid back, he just hung out in the front of the club before going on stage drinking a tall beer out of a can (cleverly hidden in a paper bag) with me and my friends, and he was the only one at the show wearing a T-shirt for the band “Yes,” which I also thought was funny.

Not much of a video, but the song reminds me of some great times.

Band-Pavement                   Song-Forklift

How I miss being decades younger.

Published in: on October 30, 2009 at 12:29 am Leave a Comment
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Bill Allen Sentenced in Alaska (Warning: Video Has Graphic Language)

From The Philadelphia Enquirer

The oilfield-services executive at the center of a federal investigation of corruption in Alaska politics was sentenced yesterday to three years in prison and fined $750,000.

Bill Allen, 72, former chairman of VECO Corp., testified on behalf of the government in three cases, including the trial of former U.S. Sen. Ted Stevens, whose federal conviction was thrown out because of prosecutorial misconduct.

Rick Smith, a former VECO vice president, was sentenced to 21 months in prison and fined $10,000. Allen and Smith pleaded guilty in May 2007 to bribery, conspiracy, and conspiracy to impede the Internal Revenue Service.

In phone taps and video images made at a hotel room rented by VECO in Juneau, the FBI recorded Allen promising favors to one key lawmaker for pushing favorable tax legislation and handing cash to another.

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So a three-year sentence and a 3/4 of a million bucks in fines, you have to wonder what his sentence might have been had he not cooperated with prosecutors.

The video shows Allen after sentencing, and clearly those with him are a bit more than just unhappy.

 

Published in: on October 29, 2009 at 1:45 am Leave a Comment
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Hats Off to Zaius Nation

My compliments to Dr. Zaius for reaching a milestone, no doubt due to the fact that he has a link to Bruce Cambell’s website!  Zaius Nation has a blogroll that is epic in size and scope, and his latest video will make your head spin trying to keep up with the imagery as it speeds by.

I am grateful to be on Dr. Z’s blogroll, and would leave more comments at Zaius Nation were it not for the “Duplicate action error” message that seems to pop up every time, though admittedly I suck when it comes to understanding computers.

I just wanted to say congratulations Dr. Z, all the best, and thank you.

P.S. Plus I am extremely jealous, but that goes without saying.

“Birth of a Zaius Nation,” that certainly has a ring to it.  That just came out of the blue, for no good reason that  I can think of, unless it was one of the images that sped by in Dr. Zaius’ video.

 

 

 

 

Published in: on October 28, 2009 at 1:00 am Comments (2)
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Rio: Drug War Downs Police Chopper

Maybe it is life imitating art, and the drug gangs have just played Grand Theft Auto too many times.  Regardless, this is one messed up story with at least 12 deaths being reported.

The Person Hit Hardest by The Letterman Scandal

 

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As Letterman’s admission of past misdeeds catapults him forward in the ratings, we shouldn’t forget those who are impacted negatively by such scandals.  Namely, the competition.

Just a bit of tasteless humor on my part, the person most impacted is of course Regina Lasko, who David Letterman married after many years together.

Published in: on October 7, 2009 at 5:36 am Leave a Comment
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Jay Mohr From The Show “Action” (Warning: Language)

I don’t know what made me think of this show, but damn it was a great show for a little while.

A great speech, but this scene always cracks me up -

Link to full episodes

Published in: on October 5, 2009 at 5:45 am Leave a Comment
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